World’s tightest thong?

You see, the Google wants you to write all kinds of clever shit for your site. But what could I possibly write that would make the above photo any better? That if you click on it you get the big version where you get to see the world’s tightest little striped thong nestled oh-so-nicely in this uber hottie’s backside? That she’s barely got any white girl butt at all? That I’d rip that thong off with my teeth and then stuff it in her mouth while I did all kinds of dirty stuff to her?

I could write all that, but why? You’re thinking it as much as I am, right?

Damn Google.