Turn the ass knob up to 11.

I like little tiny asses in panties. I think of those like a cold Mexican beer on a hot day. See – the ass is the beer, the panties are that refreshing slice of lime.

But sometimes you want a thick, heady glass of Guinness stout. This is a Guinness stout ass. Hearty, thick and a party in a glass.

Giddyap.