Tiny g-string Monday.

Posted On: February 15, 2010
Posted In: Black Panties G String Panties Panty Pictures
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Here’s the thing. Yes you can go to a titty bar and drink a $5-$10 Heineken (if you are LUCKY, see below) and see girls in g-strings. But it’s nothing like seeing or meeting a regular girl in a g-string.

Not sure why? Context my friends.

You can go to the zoo and see a polar bear, right? No bigs. But if you walk out into your backyard and there’s a polar bear swimming in your pool or shitting on your hydrangea? That shit is bananas.

Side note – most expensive strip club beer ever was when I went to the Players Ball in Las Vegas as a guest of one of DPL’s corporate sponsors. There was supposed to be an open bar but I’d forgotten to get my magic wrist band so I was paying tourist prices:

$12 Heineken