The Dirty Panties theme song.

Posted On: October 23, 2008
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I probably get 10-20 emails a day asking me about this. Webmaster, they say, if DPL was a movie what would the theme song be? Or, say, if DPL was a major league baseball player, what would they play in the park when he walked to the plate? Well, my friends, that’s easy.

It’d be ‘Flap Ya Wings’ by STL rapper Nelly. Surely you recall the refrain of this addictive ditty: ‘Drop down and getcha eagle on – take ya pants off mommy, but you can leave your panties on.’

On that note – here’s today’s money shot.

Blue thong