Focus Friday.

Ay, look: Focus Friday, Freckles Friday, Filmstrip Friday whatever it is here at the DPL, remember Friday is also date night. Pictures of panties are great, but real girls in real panties? Better.

So here’s a tip from your humble webmaster to let your girl know you are a panty guy and see if she wants to play. I mean I date all kinds of women, but at the end of the day, girls who are willing to indulge my interests are…better. So here’s how you let a girl know you are a panty guy and fast forward to some fun on a first date:

It’s 2010, if you are going on a date and you want it to go off well, you gotta get your text game up. So what you do is the afternoon of date night you start a little anticipatory texting. Start with a little hi-howahya, etc. And then slip into this little routine:

You – So U excited for 2nite?

Her – Of course, big daddy!

You – So what are u wearing tonite?

Typically she’ll give you the highlights: jeans and a tee, for example.

You – Ooh! No panties, that means it’s on!

Then she’s gonna backtrack and say, “Oh no! I’ll be wearing [insert panties here].”

You – Ah! What color!

She tells you and then the coup de grace:

You – Okay, but I’ll be checking to make sure.

Trust me, like Billy Dee says – it works every time: