Best/worst Focus Friday ever.

A while back the sniper told me he had been drunkenly stumbling down an alley behind a hip local restaurant on restaurant row and had observed waitresses changing in their cars after their shift to hit the clubs. I found this interesting, but running the DPL empire takes up too much of my time to stake out an alley waiting for a perfect panty shot.

Fortunately for us, however, the sniper is one unemployed and patient motherfucker. Unfortunately he’s also drunker than a secretary at happy hour most of the time and thus the above is the best shot he got. Can you believe he blew such a perfect opportunity? In focus this pic could have been magical.

After turning this batch into me he’s claimed it’s a grudge match and has promised a better shot but…