Dirty Panties

So I’m over at my buddy’s office yesterday afternoon — partly because he sells insurance and I’ve got a new truck I need cover on and party to sexually harass his super hot secretary Nicole. As she’s looking up the details on my policy estimate I notice she’s rocking a sexy purple thong. Thinking quickly I grab my cellie and ask her to read the small print at the bottom of her screen to me and SNAP.

Happy Thursday, fellas.