Important Tip!

The other day I was walking around a giant warehouse store aimlessly strolling from sample lady to sample lady, trying to justify buying a 2 gallon jug of ‘Goose for after work cocktails when I noticed a smoking hot mommy in a light, summery dress. Out of nowhere her toddler daughter walks behind her and lifts up the woman’s dress exposing her ass in a lacy thong.

I took this as a sign that the upskirt gods had smiled on me for my hard work.

But I would like to share some of this karma with you.

Look guys, almost all girls like to have their picture taken. Women love to look sexy. But somehow it’s hard to say to a girl, “Hey, can I take a picture of you to whack to?” So instead I am hereby deputizing all of you as jr. assistant webmasters in charge of talent coordination. This will give you the AUTHORITY to set up whatever amateur photoshoot you can with your lady friends. You can tell them that if they are selected, based on your photographs, they will be featured as girl of the day on a very classy lingerie website that gets tens of thousands of visitors per month (heck most of that is even true).

Seriously. Remember that priceless line from ‘Boiler Room’ – act as if.

Best of luck, fellas.