Dirty Panties

So I’m at some greasy fast food joint munching on a burger when I spot a cutie in a short skirt - my first thought was the same as yours, loyal readers - catch that flash! So I pretended to whip out my phone for a text message while silently engaging the camera. I waited patiently, crafty as James Bond for that spread as she stood up and SNAP:

Yep - bare clam. My super-spy was busted by a commando. {Hoodie - this one’s for you brother!}

The irony of this is that 90% of guys would be over the moon to spot some midday cameltoe. And here I am disappointed. Ah well - I’ll keep snapping as long as you fellers keep reading.