DPL Travel Advisory

So (see below) I went over to Amsterdam this week. I was hoping to see some nice Euro knickers. You wouldn’t BELIEVE what I found.

Nothing.

Zip, zero. Which is pretty disappointing. The chicks are SMOKING hot. They are all blonde, skinny, and fit from riding bikes all day. I had initial hopes for some bicycle based upskirts. But they all wear tights, damn them. I didn’t get a single picture. Not one. I’m not sure what this dog is saying, but I get the impression that he feels the same way about the lack of whale tail that I did.