DPL Travel Advisory

by The Webmaster ~ September 29th, 2008. Filed under: Latest News.

So (see below) I went over to Amsterdam this week. I was hoping to see some nice Euro knickers. You wouldn’t BELIEVE what I found.

Nothing.

Zip, zero. Which is pretty disappointing. The chicks are SMOKING hot. They are all blonde, skinny, and fit from riding bikes all day. I had initial hopes for some bicycle based upskirts. But they all wear tights, damn them. I didn’t get a single picture. Not one. I’m not sure what this dog is saying, but I get the impression that he feels the same way about the lack of whale tail that I did.

Amsterdog

3 Responses to DPL Travel Advisory

  1. Scaramouche

    Not entirely. It’s an anti pet-abuse advertisement. The text reads (In Dutch the context is better) Bram gets (in) the newspaper, because Bram has been kicked to death.

  2. The Webmaster

    Well truth be told, seeing all those hot Dutch girls clothed up to the neck made me want to kick a dog as well.

    Thanks for the translation, though.

  3. T#3 #4%02

    didnt you get into a party or something ??

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