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In July of 2006, investigators say Officer Wood saw the two women outside a southeast Portland bar and later stopped them on Interstate 205 as they were driving home. They said he told them if they didn’t show him their underwear, he would arrest the driver for driving under the influence.

First off, Officer Wood? Hello?? Pick a better alias, dude.

Second, dude. Two chicks? You can only sexually harass a girl if it ends up in a he-said, she-said situation. No witnesses!

I mean good call on stalking the chicks from the bar, but bad execution. And where the hell are my pics – I mean it cost you your job, why not share with us?