Greatest slumber party EVER.

I often say to myself, “Self – you know if you lead a virtuous and charitable life when you die you’ll go to heaven.”

But when I picture heaven it’s a non-stop party at the Day’s Inn with 8 smoking hot hotties in their underpants. And sweaty. But the thing is, my idea of heaven probably isn’t real heaven. Which blows, cos you’d get to heaven and be like, “WTF? This is it? Where are the panty clad hotties? This is heaven…and it sucks.”