Greatest invention ever for the panty lover?

The cell phone camera, of course!! Look dudes, if you have any game at all you too can get your lady friends to send you panty pictures. How, you may ask? I’ll tell you on 2 conditions:

1. You can’t be a pussy, you actually have to do it.
2. If you get any gold you have to email it to me and let me post it. Unless it’s super sensitive (like your wife or step sister) – you still have to send it, but I won’t post it.

Step One — ask every chick you know with a camera phone in the course of random conversation if she has an unlimited data plan.
Step Two — add all these chicks to a ‘distribution list’ in your phone.
Step Three — on a Friday or some time when people are relaxed and in a fun mood text every chick you know the following magic words: “I’m bored, what are you wearing?”
Step Four — any girl who answers could be a player. When she answers if she doesn’t mention panties, she goes in one group. If she DOES, it’s easy send back, “I need proof, take a pic.” If she doesn’t mention anything say, “Ooh no panties, do you go commando?”

That’s it gents. You may send me emails thanking me for changing your life.