Focus Friday / Dear Snitchy…

This is some B-roll from our buddy The Sniper for the Focus Friday update, but I’d like to move onto a more serious matter.

Snitching.

Now look, if your neighbor kills a drifter and buries him in the backyard, you should probably call the police. That’s one thing. But if you see your neighbor fucking a chick who’s not his wife, you shouldn’t say anything. If you did? That’d be snitching.

ESPECIALLY if you thought by telling his wife you might be able to get some ass or something, that’s the worst kind of snitching. Betraying another guy for profit.

Well dear readers, someone has snitched on your humble webmaster and I’m sure he did it for some kind of profit. Not with a real chick…it’s far worse, he did it to curry favor with one of those cyber-prostitutes who sells her panties online. I’ve gone on record saying that I think that the proper way to get panties is to receive them as a gift (or steal them, let’s be honest), I’ve also gone on record saying that I think a lot of the girls who sell their dirty panties are hustlers who are taking advantage of us. Not all of them – some of them are awesome, ultra cool chicks who are just as into the fetish as we are, but a lot of them are rip off artists who take advantage of us guys.

This morning I received the following email:

“Hi there,
A buyer directed me to your site when he noticed this photo of mine being displayed in your gallery, I suspect one of your readers offered it to you without my permission. Please could you please remove it, and also, if you could share the details of your reader I would be greatful.”

So right there, the dude is outed in the first sentence. If that guy is reading this post I want to tell him that he is a piece of shit. I take time out of my day and money out of my pocket to bring you this site completely free of charge, and ask for nothing in return and you out me to some whore who cares nothing for you beyond your money. She doesn’t even call you a friend, she calls you A BUYER. A John.

SHAME ON YOU!!!

Not just the fact that you snitched on me…you snitched on me, another guy, to a whore!!! You have violated a sacred covenant between men. Do you have any integrity at all? We may not agree on everything, you may worship Allah or Yahweh or Bligbor 13 of the Crab Nebula (what up my Scientologist homies!) but deep down we are members of the brotherhood of men. We’re the hunters, the breadwinners, the warriors and we stand together in that role. If you are willing to betray that to get favor from a woman who dismisses you as nothing more than a customer, I feel sorry for you.

I hope this behavior is apparent to those around you so that in real life you live in exile from the brotherhood of men. I hope no friend stands with you in a time of trouble of your own making. No kindly bartender comps you a drink after a hard day. No buddy bails you out of jail. No wingman takes the fat chick so you can try your luck on a hottie. No mechanic slips in your repair in as ‘warranty work’. No hardware store clerk gives you a contractor discount. No pal clocks in your time card with his when you are late. Most of all, I hope that one day you realize your folly.

The last part of this chick’s letter is the biggest laugh — Can you even BELIEVE that she then demands that I share the information of the guy who submitted the picture? This bitch actually thinks that I am going to snitch on one of my readers!!! Well she’s got another thing coming, that will NEVER happen.