Dirty Panties

Here’s the thing about this girl - she’s hot. Uber hot. Lava hot. And she’s a nice girl too.

Best of all - she’s a good friend of mine. No shit. I was going over pics for the site a few weeks ago when I ran across this set. I said to myself, I know that girl - she’s my fucking dental hygienist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No shit. I called her up and asked her if she’d ever done any modeling and she totally lied to me. So I asked her if she’d ever posed in a pink thong for XXX.com and busted her. Last week we were at the same Christmas party and she confessed it all.

So - yes, my dental hygienist is a dirty panty cover girl. How fucking cool is that??

I’m almost completely certain that this here is the exact shape of ass the thong was invented for. And if you are a true connoisseur of dirty panties then you know that the optimum position for panty removal is just this manner of doggy style, with the thong nestled just so.

Actually the only thing I regret about this picture is that I don’t have the rear view.

There is nothing as nice as a thong pulled tight - you know down there in the good parts it’s all wedged up in there and waiting to be pulled out.

I was over at a local outdoor mall waiting to make the hand off on some shit I bought off Ebay when what to my wandering eyes should appear? A lacy pink whale tail just out of reach.

So I’m over at my buddy’s office yesterday afternoon — partly because he sells insurance and I’ve got a new truck I need cover on and party to sexually harass his super hot secretary Nicole. As she’s looking up the details on my policy estimate I notice she’s rocking a sexy purple thong. Thinking quickly I grab my cellie and ask her to read the small print at the bottom of her screen to me and SNAP.

Happy Thursday, fellas.