Dirty Panties

I like to keep this blog as a-political as possible, because it’s a no brainer that if you are reading this you are probably fairly liberal. Or you are reading it in the dark, by yourself and feeling very ashamed, as you should - everybody knows the GOP is the party of granny panties.

It’s okay, we don’t judge.

But today I’d like to say that your vote really counts this year. If you vote for a certain candidate you will be voting to continue to put America’s fine soldiers in harm’s way - like this foxy National Guardsman (four words never written in the history of words, right there).

Do you think that anything is being accomplished by sending America’s booty short clad soldiers on repeated deployments?

How would you feel if this stunningly sexy soldier (three more words never used before in conjunction) were wounded doing something stupid in a far off desert.

I implore you to do the right thing this November and vote to bring America’s hotties (and even their ugly compatriots) home.

http://preview.teenpinkvideos.com/flv1/gina3-clip3txb.html

Sue me - I’m totally digging these crazy panty videos from Teen Pink Videos.

Do you know who Steve Lightspeed is? Well, we’d all have a lot in common - he’s your average panty freak. The difference between him and us? He’s got a video camera and a sack full of cash to hire local hotties to prance around in panties.

I want to find the guy who invented the web cam.

I want to kiss him.

Or buy him a beer.

Or a few lap dances, whatever would make him as happy as his invention makes me.