Dirty Panties

She’s slim, she’s sassy, and she sure ain’t shy.

But she sure as fuck can’t FOCUS!

This is one of those pics I see where I think, I don’t know what’s going on here…

But god I wish I was a part of it.

Here’s the thing about this girl - she’s hot. Uber hot. Lava hot. And she’s a nice girl too.

Best of all - she’s a good friend of mine. No shit. I was going over pics for the site a few weeks ago when I ran across this set. I said to myself, I know that girl - she’s my fucking dental hygienist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No shit. I called her up and asked her if she’d ever done any modeling and she totally lied to me. So I asked her if she’d ever posed in a pink thong for XXX.com and busted her. Last week we were at the same Christmas party and she confessed it all.

So - yes, my dental hygienist is a dirty panty cover girl. How fucking cool is that??

So I fucked up yesterday. I didn’t hook you up until like 4P. I’m sorry guys, I know you depend on me for 5 minutes of partially nude amusement each day. I’m stepping it up with a double pink panties update to match yesterday. And later on today around lunch I’ll put up a second update that is lava hot.

Sorry for the slow play - I was negotiating a deal. I got tied up.

And I cracked open a bottle of bubbly for lunch if that’s any consolation (probably not to y’all, but I’m fucking tickled. Survey says? Chilled Bollinger.) I wouldn’t leave you gents out of the celebration - for that I present pink panties. What could be more celebratory??

God, look at that fucking crack…