Dirty Panties

Um. What to say, what to say. Click for bigger version? Enjoy?

But please allow me, just this once.
I snapped this one the other night after a screening of Tropic Thunder. Then I pulled that g-string aside and tapped that ass. For real. Giddyap. Then, after I put that booty to sleep…I stole the g-string and snuck out.

High fives!

Fuck me.
No — literally, girl in the frilly green drawers, if you are reading this I’d really appreciate it if you’d fuck me.
(You can’t fault a brother for trying, right?)

Good golly I love brown booty.
That is all.

Does it matter if it’s bikini bottoms or panties? I’ll let you judge. These are most DEFINITELY panties.