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Google is fucking me.

Monday, October 13th, 2008

One of the things I wanted from my blog is to have a nice prestigious place atop Google.

As you may know - I don’t. This is manifestly unfair, look at the tripe that is ahead of me, I mean granted it’s funny as fuck, but still:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081012134550AAXDBrn

Settle a bet.

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

Hey guys, if you are a loyal reader you surely know the lovely, clever and juggy Elli of Elli Nude. She’s one of my favorite web girls and a dear, dear, dear friend.

However, she’s also an inveterate hacker. You know that friend you have who knows all about computers and their machine is constantly broken or in need of an OS re-install or something? I suspect that might be our dear Elli. For ages she’s been telling me about how my lovely blog is “broken”. Today she sent me a screen shot:

I pointed out that the problem lies with HER wacky computer set up, she countered by blaming my obscene lack of coding skills. Who’s right, guys? Comments are on, let the voting begin.

New feature.

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

I’ve always been frustrated with one aspect of this site - if you do a search, the results are truncated and whatever picture is in the post doesn’t display. This, to me, is very frustrating. So I did a bit of amateur hacking and I think I got it sorted. Now if you do a search or click on an archive link you should get the full posts for each result.

Try it out.

Post a comment if there’s a bug, please.

DPL Travel Advisory

Monday, September 29th, 2008

So (see below) I went over to Amsterdam this week. I was hoping to see some nice Euro knickers. You wouldn’t BELIEVE what I found.

Nothing.

Zip, zero. Which is pretty disappointing. The chicks are SMOKING hot. They are all blonde, skinny, and fit from riding bikes all day. I had initial hopes for some bicycle based upskirts. But they all wear tights, damn them. I didn’t get a single picture. Not one. I’m not sure what this dog is saying, but I get the impression that he feels the same way about the lack of whale tail that I did.

Amsterdog

V to the A-cation.

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

Sorry to leave you high and dry gents, but your faithful webmaster needs a little R&R, so I’m heading off to the continent for a week or so of de-stress and de-bauch in Amsterdam.

I’ll have a camera and may capture some pics -find out in a week’s time.