Dirty Panties

See this hottie? Perhaps you seen her fine jugs in the DPL header. In addition to being a longtime panty seller, she’s a fan of the blog and has kindly offered to answer your questions. SO - post a question as a comment and she’ll answer.

You can see her HERE as well.

I often say to myself, “Self - you know if you lead a virtuous and charitable life when you die you’ll go to heaven.”

But when I picture heaven it’s a non-stop party at the Day’s Inn with 8 smoking hot hotties in their underpants. And sweaty. But the thing is, my idea of heaven probably isn’t real heaven. Which blows, cos you’d get to heaven and be like, “WTF? This is it? Where are the panty clad hotties? This is heaven…and it sucks.”

So recently I had lunch with one of my female friends and I inquired as to what she could possibly be wearing under her MILF-y dress. The answer my friends was flowery pink panties. Enjoy.

You can always tell if your girl is wearing a tiny thong because the tag’s in the front. That means party time. This particular girlie is a local panty seller and I bet if you were to write to me and ask nicely, this very pair of naughty knickers could be yours.

Wow. Woot even. I don’t know what it is but for some reason Elli of ElliNude.com gets hotter and hotter. I mean let’s face it, most chicks fade fast after a peak but Elli is like a fine cabernet. When you finally get your hands on it you think it’s amazing. Then, a couple of years later you revisit the same vintage and it’s evolved into something even more amazing.

Just like that, only with huge jugs.