I’m guessing school is out in the Rockies because contributor Andi filled my inbox with oodles of panty pictures. Here’s a teaser – if you guys are good maybe I’ll share a few more views of this set.

Question of the day – is that a giant vagina sneaking up on Andi to eat her?

Interesting conundrum.

Something like half of Andi’s pictures come out out of focus, off color, missing pixels, etc. On the one hand the mystery is sexy and there is plenty of fodder for Focus Friday pics. On the OTHER hand, however, if one of my loyal readers (you lot — ) happened to have a decent, spare digital camera laying around and you were willing to donate it to the cause, I bet Andi could take a LOT better pics.

I’m just putting that out there.

Honestly, who doesn’t have a lot of crap laying around their house? Seriously, in my office alone I have: an airbag from a German sports car, an Atari 2600, a spare Samsung monitor, an antique Bausch and Lomb telescope, and 13 feet of bubble wrap and I’ll tell you fuckers what, if Andi needed any one of these, I’d happily ‘donate’ it in exchange for great pics and maybe some thank you panties.

Just throwing that out there. Anyone with a hook up shoot me an email, and I’ll put you in touch.

To wrap up the week we get the lovely Andi stripping off some lace panties and revealing her trademark landing strip. Normally I go for hardwood floors, but she just makes it work so more power to her.

Side note – WTF is the painting in the background? Flame? Volcano? Giant ‘gina?

Have a good weekend guys – and gals.

What’s that quote from Romeo and Juliet? “If a rose wasn’t called a rose, but called something different what would it smell like if it was still a rose but not called a rose?” Yeah, I think that’s is. So what do you imagine the roses on Andi’s bottom side smell like? I’m guessing more like peach than rose…

In the great American tradition of booty on booty combat I present the first annual DPL ASS OFF! The rules are simple: don a black thong, take pics, send the pics, I post the pics and the loyal readers of the DPL will judge the winner!

It’s a titanic struggle of ass superiority, east coast v west coast!

In THIS CORNER, fighting out of some vague midwestern city, it’s JULIET!

And in this corner, the Rocky Mountain Marauder, ANDI!

I want a nice clean fight, no wedgies or thong snapping (unless you take pics!).

Votes will be tallied and the winner of the Ass Off will be announced at the close of business today!

UPDATE: Andi has accused Juliet of blatant ASS OFF cheating by showing her snatch! In retaliation Andi has revealed that she’s selling her ASS OFF panties on Ebanned to the highest bidder!

http://www.ebanned.net/cgi-bin/auction/auction.cgi?category=wclothing14&item=1272782530