Dirty Panties

Jesus fucking christ.

Yes that’s blasphemy.

Sue me - that’s an ass worth burning for.

What an odd angle. But I’m into it, keep them coming gents.

Um. What to say, what to say. Click for bigger version? Enjoy?

But please allow me, just this once.

I snapped this one the other night after a screening of Tropic Thunder. Then I pulled that g-string aside and tapped that ass. For real. Giddyap. Then, after I put that booty to sleep…I stole the g-string and snuck out.

High fives!

Fuck me.

No — literally, girl in the frilly green drawers, if you are reading this I’d really appreciate it if you’d fuck me.

(You can’t fault a brother for trying, right?)