Archive for June, 2008

Why are hot chicks slobs like 75% of the time?

Monday, June 30th, 2008

I know girls this hot exist. But - fuck. Where were they when I was in er - community college?

Sue me, I took the weekend off.

Monday, June 30th, 2008

I didn’t post over the weekend - sorry. BUT I was on duty - stalking the mall for upskirts and whale tails. I couldn’t find SHIT. The closest I came was at Borders - in the art photography section, a cutie in a white skirt squatting, looking on the bottom shelf. I was able to […]

Look - a pretzel!

Friday, June 27th, 2008

When I see this picture I imagine this chick drunkenly slurring - “Look how fleximible I am!”
Ahhhh drunk chicks in lingerie - the only gift most of us ever really want. If you look closely at her goodies you’ll see she’s got a great little landing strip. Mmmmn.

I don’t know what this is.

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

I have no clue WTF is going on here. But I swear to god I’d pay a thousand dollars an hour to have it happen at my house. Well except maybe Mr. Brown Shoe Man.
This kinda reminds me of that scene in ‘Requiem for a Dream’ where Jennifer Connolly does that bachelor party and the […]

Reader panties redux.

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

One of my loyal readers pointed out “SEND MORE!!!” the last time this young lady sent in a picture of her panties. So - your wish is my command (to give out to this hottie.)