So I’m at some greasy fast food joint munching on a burger when I spot a cutie in a short skirt - my first thought was the same as yours, loyal readers - catch that flash! So I pretended to whip out my phone for a text message while silently engaging the camera. I waited patiently, crafty as James Bond for that spread as she stood up and SNAP:
Yep - bare clam. My super-spy was busted by a commando. {Hoodie - this one’s for you brother!}
The irony of this is that 90% of guys would be over the moon to spot some midday cameltoe. And here I am disappointed. Ah well - I’ll keep snapping as long as you fellers keep reading.
Do you know who Steve Lightspeed is? Well, we’d all have a lot in common - he’s your average panty freak. The difference between him and us? He’s got a video camera and a sack full of cash to hire local hotties to prance around in panties.
I didn’t post over the weekend - sorry. BUT I was on duty - stalking the mall for upskirts and whale tales. I couldn’t find SHIT. The closest I came was at Borders - in the art photography section, a cutie in a white skirt squatting, looking on the bottom shelf. I was able to maneuver to the aisle across from her, camera phone at the ready and - no panties. A cute, little commando.
Drat.
But if she HAD been wearing knickers it would have looked like this foxy momma.
And PS - I love this pic for another reason…see that scowl on her face? If you have ever been on vacation with your old lady you’ve seen that scowl. LOL.
When I see this picture I imagine this chick drunkenly slurring - “Look how fleximible I am!”
Ahhhh drunk chicks in lingerie - the only gift most of us ever really want. If you look closely at her goodies you’ll see she’s got a great little landing strip. Mmmmn.
